Highway Antics: A Poetic Journey Through the Eccentricities of England's Highways and Byways

The Motorway Maze

In the realm of roads, where speed is king, Lies the motorway, a concrete ring. Cars surge forward, a relentless stream, A symphony of engines, a racer's dream.

But amidst the rush, there's a touch of jest, A ballet of blunders, at its very best. Drivers weaving, like clumsy dancers twirled, Indicating left, but veering to the world.

Country Lane Conundrums

Away from the chaos, where cities cease, Lie country lanes, offering a different peace. Narrow and winding, a verdant embrace, Where secrets whisper in nature's grace.

Highway Antics: Book 4 Poetry England

by Peter Brandvold

4.5 out of 5

Language	:	English
Paperback	:	100 pages
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But these tranquil havens hold surprises too, Where logic and reason bid us adieu. Tractors lumbering, their pace sedate, As if time itself has paused to wait.

Roadside Curiosities

Along the roadside, a whimsical delight, A kaleidoscope of wonders, day and night. Giant statues, frozen in absurd pose, Metallic animals, their presence grandiose.

Teapots perched on chimneys, a quirky sight, Windmills spinning, a playful flight. Each curiosity a tale untold, A testament to dreams both brave and bold.

Traffic Tango

When rush hour strikes, a frantic dance unfolds, A symphony of chaos, where patience withers and colds. Traffic jams, a tortuous embrace, As cars inch forward, a torturous chase.

Drivers trapped in a metallic maze, Their tempers fraying, their spirits ablaze. But amidst the frustration, a flicker of mirth, A smile escapes, acknowledging life's absurd worth.

Road Sign Riddles

A forest of signs, a cryptic guide, Directing our path, with wisdom they preside. But some confound with their enigmatic plea, A riddle wrapped in traffic's tapestry.

"Beware of Sheep," a warning bold, But where they wander, the sign does not hold. "Road Closed," a barrier in our way, Yet a sneaky detour offers a playful sway.

The Spirit of the Road

Through all these antics, a spirit shines bright, A tapestry woven with humor and light. Politeness reigns, as drivers yield and share, A gentle reminder that kindness is everywhere.

Cyclists brave the elements with unwavering might, Their determination a beacon in the night. Ramblers stride along, their laughter a cheerful tune, Exploring hidden paths beneath the summer moon.

England's highways and byways, a vibrant stage, Where eccentricity dances in life's daily page. From motorway mayhem to country lane quirks, These poetic antics ignite our imagination's sparks.

So, next time you embark on a road trip grand, Keep your eyes peeled for wonders close at hand. Embrace the highway antics, let laughter fill your soul, For in these moments, the true spirit of England takes its toll.

Highway Antics: Book 4 Poetry England

by Peter Brandvold

4.5 out of 5

Language	:	English
Paperback	:	100 pages
Item Weight	:	11.2 ounces
Dimensions	:	8.5 x 0.24 x 11 inches
File size	:	1323 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	18 pages

FREE